Question Time: Spiky Plants, Lazy Car Park Gardens & a Gnome on the Razzle

Is jungle planting a bloke thing? And more importantly, does a man who wants a garden that requires no gardening actually deserve one?

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Question Time: Spiky Plants, Lazy Car Park Gardens & a Gnome on the Razzle

James Alexander-Sinclair and Joe Swift throw the horticultural handbook out of the window again, this time for a full mailbag. What starts as a reasonable question about exotic planting ends up somewhere near cacti societies, edible hostas, whether Walter Raleigh really brought back the potato, and a gnome doing something regrettable in a nightclub.

Along the way: why James's curves are superior to your wiggles, the wall he wants built in the shape of his own signature, a listener who drove from New York to Florida listening exclusively to this podcast until her sat nav gave up in protest, and the one garden ornament James never wants to see again (it involves a Jack Russell, and it is not the end you are expecting).

This week's questions come from Mrs Lang Shani on jungle planting and gender, Colin in Cardiff and his paved yard that looks like a car park, Gillian on curves versus straight lines, Nina in Melbourne on what gnomes get up to after dark, and Carmilla on the one garden trend that should never come back.

Fair warning: one listener gets told, live on air, that he does not deserve a garden. We stand by it.